I recognize that I come from a unique position -- generally I'm seeing movies in empty theaters (local press screenings) or theaters filled with other critics (regional press screenings) or on screener DVDs in my basement. So as a result I suppose I'm extra-sensitive to anyone who doesn't sit quietly with his hands folded in his lap in a public theater, but COME ON. Turn your phone off. Pay for a sitter. Leave the crying baby with your mom. Infants and "Monsters vs. Aliens" (in 3-D, no less) don't really mix.
Being disconnected from the work world this week has allowed me to fully appreciate the feeling of disconnected-ness. It's a lovely thing. So give yourself over to "I Love You, Man" for all 105 minutes and see how nice it is to escape.